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[kleptocratic]

It would. But I never lie about stealing, except for all those times I've lied about stealing.

[realists]

Anything else you lied about? While we're at it.

[kleptocratic]

Probably? You can't expect me to remember.

[ Honestly. ]

[realists]

You would make a terrible spy.

[kleptocratic]

Would I?

[realists]

Figure remembering intel is a big part of it. Remembering all the lies.

[kleptocratic]

I knew a spy once, and he couldn't keep track of my lies, either.

[realists]

He's a bad spy too

[kleptocratic]

He might agree with you.

[realists]

Hm I'm very disagreeable.

[ so probs not ]

[kleptocratic]

So maybe he was a good spy?

[realists]

No, he'd just have poor taste.

[kleptocratic]

I never did like his jackets, come to think of it.

[realists]

A spy with poor taste in jackets?

I was correct, a terrible spy.

[kleptocratic]

But I have excellent taste in jackets.

[realists]

Eh.

I'm deeply sorry that I'm probably not going to be friends with your wife

[ she's not. maybe she and attolia will come to a civility based on jyn's indifference but. WHO KNOWS. ]

But you don't get to get out of being friends with me. Or I'll kick your ass.

[kleptocratic]

My family wasn't fond of the arrangement either.

[ And he's not popular with anyone in Attolia besides the queen, and then only sometimes. ]

Beating up a cripple, what a threat.

[realists]

You like it.

[ which part? who knows. ]

I have to work go bother someone else.