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[realists]

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[realists]

No, that was my contribution. We've seen what happens when displaced get arrested. I'd like to avoid that again if possible.

[ weapons are illegal therefore they must be hidden. ]

[kleptocratic]

She likes hidden knives.

[ He'll pay for that. ]

[realists]

We have that in common.

[kleptocratic]

As far as weapons go, they are remarkably versatile.

[ And easier for him to wrap his head around than all the fancy gun stuff. ]

[realists]

I prefer my truncheons. Less blood, less laundry.

[ she is not fancy, she's only ever had, maybe, two pairs of trousers at a time. now, truly decadent, she has three pairs. ]

[kleptocratic]

Can you throw them?

[realists]

You can throw anything.

[kleptocratic]

Spoken like someone with two hands.

[realists]

If you need two hands to throw, you have a problem.

You would like truncheons, the grip makes it an extension of your arm.

[ which is gr8 when you have long arms, lots of reach. jyn is a small mouse, she does not have the reach. ]

[kleptocratic]

Only some things.

Maybe you could show me.

[realists]

I happen to have a spare.

[ it's pretty great to live with the weapons queen of new amsterdam tbh. ]

[kleptocratic]

Are you going to charge me 500 credits?

[realists]

For you it's free.

[kleptocratic]

She really must have made an impression.

[realists]

She seemed offended when I called you a prick.

[kleptocratic]

But I am. Everyone thinks that.

[realists]

[ ]

It's not surprising, I'm not very friendly.

[kleptocratic]

She's much more protective of my dignity than I am.

[ Because he doesn't care at all. ]

[realists]

[ she attaches a picture of an unfinished necklace, in progress. ]

I noticed that.

[ jyn can't blame her, she is the same way with cassian. ]

[kleptocratic]

I really am descended from a long line of thieves, I wasn't lying about that.

[realists]

The would have been the worst offense.

[kleptocratic]

It would. But I never lie about stealing, except for all those times I've lied about stealing.

[realists]

Anything else you lied about? While we're at it.

[kleptocratic]

Probably? You can't expect me to remember.

[ Honestly. ]

[realists]

You would make a terrible spy.