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[realists]

No those posters are beautiful.

He's nosy.

[talentedscavenger]

That's what I told him! They're just missing the 'Commander' part.

Oh...that I didn't know.

[realists]

I'm sure it serves him well usually. I don't always mind, but sometimes I do. Thus the annoyance.

[talentedscavenger]

Makes sense. He's not that way with me, but...

I guess you've impressed him to the point of being nosy? I don't know.

[realists]

He is being nosy because he thought Cassian and I are together.

We're not.

[talentedscavenger]

Why would he think that? You two are friends, that much is obvious.

[realists]

I DON'T KNOW

That is what I said.

[talentedscavenger]

Okay, now I see the annoying part.

You and Cassian are as close as Finn and I are, and he doesn't make those assumptions with us.

[realists]

It's fine. I told him to drop it and he did.

Why are you worried about seducing anyone?

[talentedscavenger]

Good.

I'm not worried about it, I was confused to what Sif and this other woman posted about--lingerie and how it's used to seduction rather than practicality.

[realists]

Okay.

If you were worried about it

We're the only two women from home, I will help. Though quite honestly Cassian would be better at it.

[talentedscavenger]

I'm not worried about it! What makes you think that?

Doesn't surprise me. Wasn't he into undercover missions for gathering intel? He's probably seen first hand what women could do to get what they want.

[realists]

I don't, you said you aren't. But if you become worried about it, in the future.

[talentedscavenger]

What possible reason would I have to seduce someone?

[realists]

I don't know! Love? Lust? Hormones?

Video

[talentedscavenger]

[ This. Look. ]

You can’t be serious.

[realists]

What? It could happen.

[ she seems dubious that it could happen but SHE HAS HEARD STORIES??? ABOUT ROMANCE???? EXISTING??? ]

[talentedscavenger]

That’s insane.

[ Romance? Happening to her? HAHAHAHAHA!! ]

The day that happens is the day, you and Cassian kiss.

[realists]

[ she makes SUCH A FACE ]

Ugh, don't be like Poe.

[talentedscavenger]

[ She smiles a little. ]

Not like Poe, just demonstrating how that would never happen.

[realists]

[ childishly, jyn sticks out her tongue. ]

Use a different unfathomable event next time.

[talentedscavenger]

[There's a chuckle from Rey.]

You seducing Cassian, then. That better?

[realists]

[ OH MY GOD REY jyn chokes on a laugh, obviously partially amused by this absurdity but also she can feel a blush creeping up her chest and she refuses that. ]

Goodbye, Rey!

[ and she snaps that video right off with one last disbelieving laugh. NO MORE! she has this coming at her from all sides now! how rude! she texts rey one last sticking out tongue emoji but that is it for her socialization this day. c'est fini. ]