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Comments

[realists]

Yes.

You didn't show dominance or interest, now he won't mate with you.

[ jyn is coming at this from the men are animals argument. ]

[spellslots]

GOOD

With the mating thing not the threatening thing I do not wanna fuck someone who thinks throwing up in a restaurant is acceptable. If it was a bar like, I GUESS that'd be less horrible but fuck

[realists]

Maybe it is a cultural norm where he is from.

[spellslots]

If having your dick out was a cultural norm back home I'm pretty sure you should still learn not to do it HERE

[good analogy. nailed it]

[realists]

[ WELL SHE CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT ]

He could be learning.

He could be drunk.

I don't know how the male brain works, Taako.

[spellslots]

I am pretty sure it's the exact same as a female brain, Jyniffer

[realists]

I will cut off your hair and murder you in your sleep.

[spellslots]

not a fan?
what about jynothy? jynnigan? jynaldo?

[realists]

It's Jyn. Just Jyn, not even a middle name.

[ look here, fucking multiple tacos... ]

[spellslots]

i dont even have a last name so take that

[on the plus side he's easy to distract when this drunk]

[realists]

Cassian has all three. Weirdo.

[ distract taako from herself, it's fine, she'll just throw cassian under the bus. ]

[spellslots]

i'll give you fifty cupcakes over the next like two months if you tell me his middle name

[realists]

Jared

I want ten of that spicy chocolate, ten red ones, and the rest that white one with the fruit jelly.

[spellslots]

and im not giving you shit until these facts are confirmed, you know that right? you know im not stupid?

[He is stupid but don't tell anyone]

[realists]

Well he's not likely to tell you, is he? You'll have to just say it to his face and watch his surprise.

[spellslots]

that's the fucking plan im coming over right now

[He isn't]

[realists]

Of course. You can pour yourself under the door.

[spellslots]

i have magic powers

[realists]

[ he's like a toddler, it's adorable ]

I know.

[spellslots]

can i turn into a liquid? 🤔

[Why would Jyn know the answer to this, Taako? She doesn't have a spell book.]

[realists]

Anyone can turn into liquid with particular efforts, it would be the reformation that would be difficult. You would have to account for evaporation and absorption into whatever surface you'd liquefied on unless it was non-porous.

[ she has science? ]

[spellslots]

holy shit
you're a nerd

[realists]

My parents were scientists.

[ one noodle of personal information for taako. ]

[spellslots]

[He will cherish it]

that's pretty cool
my parents were elves that's all the shit i got on them
also i can turn into a gas but not a liquid in case that was gonna keep you up at night

[realists]

It wasn't

If you turn into a gas and someone turns on a fan would you be able to reassemble?